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"Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary."

Chuck Palahniuk (via psych-facts)

My brother’s not evil. He’s was just… high. Yeah? So could you fix him up so we can get back to traveling around the country and hunting monsters?

(Source: lisabethsalander, via mooseleys)

  • Me: *hangs out with little kids*
  • Me: where did all these scratches come from? *pulls a lollipop out of hair* how about that?

I can’t take your money. And why is that? Because at the end of the day, paying my debt with illicit gambling winnings… it feels wrong.

(Source: gusfringg, via paulthomasandersonn)

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess, via lovely-rita)

feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

(via baby-in-an-over-coat)

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

(via timetravelingimpala)